Piece Of Rope Walks Into A Bar

He walks up to the bar and orders a drink.

Piece of rope walks into a bar.

Get the hell outta here the piece of rope leaves. Hey shouts the bartender but the panda yells back i m a panda. Outside he ties himself into a knot frays his ends and walks back into the bar. He stands up straight he s nice and clean his end is cut nice and clean across like a crew cut.

The bartender takes one look at him and says you re kidding right. A rope walks into a bar sits down orders a drink. Rope walks outside frizzes up his hair and ties himself in a knot and walks back into the bar. The bartender says sorry mate we don t serve pieces of string in here get lost upset the piece of string walks out the door.

A panda walks into a bar and gobbles some beer nuts. 10 funniest man walked into a bar jokes slideshow. Not pleased with his appearance he takes a comb and combs out his ends. He ties himself in a knot and messes his hair up.

The bartender looks at him and says get out we don t serve ropes in here the rope goes outside and cuts himself in half and ties his two sections together. A piece of rope walks into the bar and calls for the bartender and says hey bartender give me a drink the bartender acknowledges the rope but as he s handing him the drink stops suddenly and says get out of my bar. Then he pulls out a gun fires it in the air and heads for the door. Bartender says hey aren t you the same piece of rope that i just kicked out of here rope says no i m a frayed knot.

A man walks into a bar on a friday evening. A length of rope walks into a bar. The bartender stops him and says hey. He tells the bartender i d like three shots of your finest irish whiskey please the bartender lines the three shots up for him the gent pays for his drinks enjoys the whiskeys and leaves without another word.

A piece of rope walks into a bar. Aren t you that rope i just sent out of here to which the rope replies no. A piece of string walks into a bar and asks for a drink. A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.

We don t serve your kind here so the piece of rop. The bartender says hey buddy we don t serve your kind here dejected the rope leaves. He walks back into the bar and approaches the counter.